soult0squeeze:

There are always those straight girls who make you feel like god because although they like dick, they change their mind when you come around. 

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ancientcurlingsea:

LAPTOPS ARE WARM FOR SLEEPING

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how I tell stories

• me: and then she was like
• me: and im like
• me: but then shes like
• me: then theyre like
• me: so i was like
• me: yeah like
• me: i know like
• me: ye

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• guys: why do girls care about their weight so much, it's so annoying
• guys: ew, fat chicks
• guys: ew, skinny chicks
• guys: ew

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nhl-look-a-likes:

Gabriel Landeskog - A chicken

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