soult0squeeze:
There are always those straight girls who make you feel like god because although they like dick, they change their mind when you come around.
(via ashantelovemusic)
how I tell stories
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me:
and then she was like
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me:
and im like
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me:
but then shes like
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me:
then theyre like
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me:
so i was like
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me:
yeah like
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me:
i know like
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me:
ye
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guys:
why do girls care about their weight so much, it's so annoying
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guys:
ew, fat chicks
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guys:
ew, skinny chicks
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guys:
ew
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