Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested
this is all i need from life i am content
"And how odd it is
to be haunted by someone
that is still alive."
my favourite thing in the world is the two days after i get paid where i live the rich life
if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence
it’s a beautiful day to give me money
"You can never laugh too much or have too many orgasms."